Murder Teddies - Rebel Trail Gear T-Shirt

Do Not Pet the Murder Teddies.

They look like big fluffy cuddle machines. They are not. This vintage-badge graphic tee pairs a grizzly bear with a public service announcement every hiker should take seriously: the teddies are not for petting.

A funny camping and hiking tee for the people who love the wild and respect the things in it that could end them. Dry humor, rugged style.

• Vintage distressed bear badge design

• Soft, comfortable everyday wear for hikers, campers and national-park wanderers

• Designed by me, printed to order — free shipping baked in

Do not pet the murder teddies. We mean it.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) feel

- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline

- Durable, smooth fabric designed for crisp printing

- Tubular knit construction without side seams

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors