Squirrel Patrol — Snaps, Demolitions (Funny Squirrel Villain T-Shirt)

The Syndicate sent their demolitions expert. Meet "Snaps" — if it's wood, it's gone.

Decking, bird feeders, patio furniture, your last nerve: nothing survives contact. The first Syndicate lieutenant dispatched to take down the Squirrel Patrol, and still very much at large.

A funny squirrel villain and outdoor graphic tee for hikers, campers, gardeners at war with the local wildlife, and anyone whose dog has declared personal war on the grey squirrels. Designed by me, printed to order.

Part of the Squirrel Patrol series — collect the missions. If it's wood, it's gone.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a cleaner fit and reduced waste

- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching and retain shape

- Durable Direct-to-Garment and DTF prints for vivid, long-lasting artwork

- OEKO‑TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors